There's a Star Trek episode in which the Enterprise enters an alternative universe and an "evil" Kirk emerges onto the ship (The ' Enemy within '). The whole episode is about who is the "real" Captain Kirk: the nice one or the evil one? Creating a Customer From Hell Most of my students think of me as a "nice" guy... But - like most of you - I have my evil streak. There are certain companies - Verizon, and now HP - that I truly, truly hate. Recently, my HP desktop failed, and I have had to make call after call after call to HP technical support. They seem unable to fix even the simplest of problems - generating an RMA number and accepting the return for repairs of a computer under warranty - and "run around" is a nice way to describe how I have been treated. I even went to an HP consumer forum and posted a "plea for help," only to have some rude moderator tell me I was in the wrong place! So HP tech support can...